Free Funny SMS Jokes for you!

Collection of some cool SMS Jokes which you can send to your friends..

Happy Dreams

"Your future depends on your dreams"... so go to sleep!

Hard Work

"Hard work never killed anybody"... so why to take the risk!?

Being Married

The wise never marry.. and when they marry they become otherwise!

Education

I was born intelligent.. the education ruined me!

The Fact

My Reality Check bounced.

Stars

Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.

Intelligence

It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

Sweet Tooth

I've seen better teeth on a worn out gear box.

Turkey VS Chicken

Q: What did the turkey say to the chicken?
A: Gobble gobble

The Postman

I wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox!
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